At the nunnery today, my guest looked at the 1,000-armed Avalokiteshvara statue and said, “I don't think it really has 1,000 arms and 1,000 eyes.”

I smiled and said, “That's interesting — no one's ever said that to me before. But I believe it does. Want to count?”

He quickly waved me off. “Nah, let's just forget it.”

There was a nun next to me. I told her that my guest doesn't believe it has 1,000 arms. Without hesitation, she replied: “It has 1,000 arms because we repaint it every 10 years.”

Still skeptical, he said, “But what if they lose track while counting?”

I translated for the nun. She calmly replied, “We use gold to paint. Each arm requires a specific amount of gold. We measure the gold carefully, so we know it's exactly 1,000.”

When I told him what the nun said, he went quiet — probably realizing that arguing against math and gold was a losing battle.

The nun won.